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Ur cuzin hermaphrodite

Literally the worsest thing you can say known to man
Someone:“Ur mom gay”
Me:“Ur dad lesbian
Someone:“Ur granny tranny
Me:“Ur cuzin hermaphrodite
Someone: *their dick falls off and they’re cousin dies of aids*
by GRYTHERLIN March 13, 2018
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Cuzzle-sack

Verb: (to cuzzle-sack) the act of placing your arm around someone, hopefully one of some relation to you, just to distract them from the fact that you are going for a sneak touch of their danger zone

Adjective: (cuzzle-sacker) 1. Someone who is overly flirtatious or promiscuous, 2. a person whose level of douche has reached maximum, 3. A sleazy-looking individual

Noun: (cuzzie) 1. Someone who partakes in excessive amounts of cuzzle-sacking, refer to the above

Noun: (cuzzfest) 1. A group of individuals who look like they have a penchant for cuzzle-sacking, 2. A suspicious group of individuals who look too close to be just "good friends", 3. A sketchy party in which hooking up is the main objective

Noun: (cuzzle) A discreet word for the natural state of a woman's privates.
Verb:
"So what happened on your movie date last night?"
"He totally took me to a tear-jerker so that he could cuzzle-sack me for half of the movie."

Adjective:
"Wow, that faux-hawk couldn't make you look like any more of a cuzzle-sacker right now."

Noun:
1. "He did it like 4 times in a row, with 4 different girls, he's most definitley king cuzzie."
2. "How was the party?" "All they had to drink was Triple Sec and there was thongs all over the floor...so basically it was a total cuzzfest."
3. "Are you going to get a bikini wax?" "You know, I'm thinking about letting my cuzzle, just be."
by N and M February 25, 2011
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ball cuzzie

When you mix milk and cream in a big bowl and microwave it so its warm to the touch and you have 4 of your girlfriends blow through straws makeing bubbles on your balls!!
while my girlfriend was sucking me off her 3 friends were giving me a ball cuzzie
by frostbite 32 October 20, 2005
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Cuzzy Bro

A typical Young Asian(Indian) from the urban districts of England.

Certain features stand out with in them.

The hair cut of which resolves round a grade 1 on the sides and some hair left upon top.

The black plastic coat of which looks like a bin bag.

And the all black adidas shoes of which are the model (PT)

They also speak within a way of which cannot be understood by Educated society

Cuzzy 1: Yeerrss cuzzy. were did you get them Pt's from?
Cuzzy 2: Blurd there my pt's yaknow, gonna have to find ya self another pair
by lJh94l November 23, 2010
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cuzo

word used to describe friends or anyone you don't know
what up cuzo
man cuzo i ain't seen you in a long time
by JD Smooth May 13, 2005
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Cuzzie Bro

A person who is your best mate/friend.
This word is mostly used by New Zealand Maori.
Guy: Who's he?
Maori: He's my cuzzie bro
Guy: Che!
by Sabre Z September 20, 2004
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cuze

oh it's cuze! he's fucking cool o_O
by cuze22 July 7, 2018
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