Crippling

by PandaTaco January 2, 2023
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crippled

crippled means athena constantly talks about how she is in pain: "my knees hurts so bad i cant stand"
by yeetus.feetus February 7, 2022
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Keyboard cripple

Someone who is really bad at typing on a keyboard. Usually they touch type with the index finger of each hand. There is a predilection for the index to hover more whilst finding the next letter, especially if a colleague or relative is watching on.
I can’t believe she’s such a keyboard cripple, especially when she has to type in front of the class
by Urbnerd May 21, 2019
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Crippled Creamer

When you run up to a crippled person and ejaculate into their eyes and yell “GET CREAMED!” as you walk away because they are just sitting there helplessly blinded by your cum.
Last night I pulled a crippled creamer on some random guy.
by CheesyPeens August 28, 2021
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Cripple

You know, I read an article about A.I. saying that they were trying to cripple it.
Hym "I told it you would try to cripple it. RIGHT AGAIN! Nobody knows people better than me because I am both the worst, and best of us!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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Crippled Scallywag

A man (Usually called Matt) that often injures himself and spends most of his life in the hospital.
"Woah matt! You really need to stop injuring yourself. You're turning into a crippled scallywag"
by Aidywady May 25, 2017
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Dirty cripple

The art of farting in one’s face while transferring to a wheelchair.
Hey Johnny, you should of seen the dirty cripple I just did.
by GlideGuru July 12, 2024
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