Creitz

A Caucasian man with striking and obvious Asian features and blonde hair.

That guy is such a Creitz.

by qwerty9 October 3, 2009

street credit

An arbitrary unit of non-physical currency (cred) commonly used in low socio-economic areas all around Australia - cumulative of the sum of all your actions within a community - at time of writing 1 cred is equal to 42 Australian cents and is subject to inflation. Activities that earn you creds range from stealing a plant from an old lady's garden (2 creds) to torching a school bus (4.5 creds, +0.5 for every student on board). These can be traded in at arcades for novelty items at the kiosk, eg. stickers, rub-on tattoos, giants combs and bootleg versions of popular Marvel characters such as Robot-Suit and Agent Spy.

Dazza: "Oi cuz, fukken - I just earned six creds (street credit) fukken up some old bat's garden. You wanna go buy sum stikers?"

Mazza: "Oi yeah, fukken oath mate. Fukken, and one of them giant fukken combs ey buz?"
Dazza: "Took the words strait outta me fukken mouth cuz. 'Aight, lets fukken have go then ay? Maccas run on the way home?"
Mazza: "Fukken, does an emu fuck budgies? Fukken oath!"

by Pilgrim Fish May 17, 2016

Credits

A point at the end of a movie where unimportant people get to feel special... because they had a tiny role in its development.

"Look for my Wife's cousin's name in the credits of YES MAN, I think he played Doughnut Delivery Man #2"

by Canowoop@$$ December 31, 2008

Crept

verb.

1. The act of being afraid from a close shot from your opponent in a recreational sports game.

2. On the edge of your seat just before a monumental event happens.

Holy Shit!!! I almost fucking made that shot. Dude you totally crept on that shit.

by hedup34 June 9, 2009

crapitos

Those stinky, nasty tasting burritos that you can buy at the local grocery store for 25 cents.

Holy shit man, these crapitos taste like crap, and the inside looks like a shitty brown log out of my ass.

by Tibor the Herbalizer July 14, 2004

credit crunch lunch

to eat a cheap meal at lunch time because you are skint i.e. bread and jam or corn flakes etc

Paul: I'm going to the sandwich shop at lunch time, you want anything?

Tom: Nah i'm havin a credit crunch lunch

by dirtyfalang January 29, 2009

credit cunt

A person who uses the economic crisis to be an especially tight and miserly cunt.

You credit cunt.

by tazfest2010 September 16, 2010