Crap Trapped

Not being able to leave your stall after taking a crap in a public bathroom as others are still in the bathroom. Usually over the fear of people knowing it was you that stunk up the whole room.
(Text) Friend: "Dude, where you at? Been waiting in the parking lot for 5 mins!" You: "Sorry man, I'm crap trapped. Should be able to exit soon."
by Duece79 September 02, 2016
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TRITANIC CRAP

A crap so large it has to break in 3 before sinking into the murky sewer toilet abyss.
Get the toilet reamer, this Tritanic Crap isn't going down without a fight.
by Grogan Crush April 21, 2010
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Crap Snacker

A general insult in league with such words as mother fucker and asshat. Note that the use does not actually involve the eating of excrement, just as mother fucker usually is not used to connotate fornication with one's mother.
Don't even talk to Shelly, she is such a fucking crap snacker.
by InsipidClownfish May 15, 2006
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Crap Carton

Another word for a persons shithole. (my own word)
ly on your side i,m gonna stick it in your crap carton!

sally you've got me rockhard, let me stick it in your crap carton.

Did i ever tell you how much i love you...rr crap carton
by The King of NooNarnia February 03, 2008
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Crap Saget

A humorous gesture that is administered when one judo chops another between the shoulder blades and says: "CRAP SAGET!"in a loud deep voice.
Man! I have a huge bruise from that Crap Saget the other day!
You just got Crap Saggeted!
by Dark Gorilla November 29, 2009
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Crap Stacking

When one person is seated on the toilet and another person sits on that person's lap and craps through the first person's legs. Usually occurs in dorm rooms housing excessive occupants and there's only one toilet.
"Open up your legs" Cassie pleaded. "I really have to go"!

Scott objected, stating "I do not engage in crap stacking!"
by Pfc. Snowball July 19, 2008
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page crapping

when a facebook friend is away on vacation, you post random, useless, yet hilarious "crap" on their "page" for them to sift through when they get home.
When Michelle goes to Vegas this weekend, lets go "page crapping"!!
by NotSmith April 02, 2010
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