Coconut Head

Someone who has a head that resembles a coconut, particularly due to their hair.

1. Jeon Jungkook from BTS has a coconut head.
2. The guy that she met at the event had a coconut head.

by ShinyLongLegs October 27, 2018

Coconut Climber

A racial word used to describe a Puerto Rican. Preferable a lazy one who gets welfare checks in the mail and drinks beer in front of his/her porch and/or open garage. Also yells instead of talks at a listenable level.

Them damn Coconut Climbers keep sitting around doin' nuttin! Lazy shits!

by LlamaGenocide April 9, 2011

Coconut Custard

A secret sexual fetish invented by the Masons that was used for them to be able to pass ideas to each other under the noses of the Catholic church.

It involves jizzing on a table, flattening the jizz out in a perpendicular bar, then shitting on said jizz, flattening that out so it looks like a chocolate bar, and wrapping it inside a Gertrude-Hawks chocolate factory package. (Kind of like a Boston Pancake except this one actually has historic value)
The resultant product can be sold to freshmen for a dollar a piece.

I wonder if those kids know that a Coconut custard is an antient Masonic ritual.

My girlfriend was misbehaving so I whacked her with a coconut custard to straighten out her behaviour.

I dropped my Gertrude Hawks chocolate bar on the floor, and as I bent over to pick it up I accidentally jizzed and shat and then I couldn't tell which was the chocolate bar.

by crunkjesus October 7, 2009

Coconut wireless

Hawaiian way of gossiping

Damn Randon, Sean went out on the docks and spread the word like coconut wireless

by JBoog Aramark October 18, 2013

Cleveland Coconut

Get a coconut and have the girl break it open for you. Have the girl jerk your dick off with one hand, while one finger on the other hand is just chilling in your asshole. You then jizz into the coconut water (Keep in mind she is fingering your asshole the whole time). After jizzing into the coconut water, she puts the finger that was in your asshole in the coconut, mixes the coconut water and jizz with her shitty finger, and then drinks the coconut water.

Noah, how is your new girlfriend?

She is really good. She gave me a Cleveland Coconut behind the Arby's.

Man, that's super sweet!

She also let me Butter Munch her!

No way! Is that it?

Afterwards, she watched me and Matt rejerkulate behind the Arby's

by All Hail King Mathyall December 29, 2013

Coconut balls

When a man's (nutsack,jewels,balls) are so huge and hairy,and his dick is so small in lengh and width.That his dick seems to hide in between them.

Guy:I wanna lick you from the inside out.
Girl:Oh yeah, I want your dick in me too, thrusting in and out making me cum all over your face!
Guy: Wanna fuck?
Girl:Yeah baby..
Guy:Okay then.
"Guy unzips pants"
Girl:oh yeahh I bet your shaft will break me in two!!!
"Guy pulls his huge balls and tiny shaft out"
Girl:Where's your dick? Is it hiding in between those coconut balls?
Guy: Yeah, and I bet you want every bit of it!
Girl uhmm hell no, I think you need some viagra, and a ball reduction.

by ursexfiend August 22, 2011

Coconut creampie

A semen filled vagina resulting from an interracial gang bang.

A group of us went down to tha hood and gave a slut a coconut creampie.

by I_killed_Kenny October 28, 2006