Strap his chap

The preventative measure a male athlete might take to keep his penis from falling out of his shorts during competition.

“Athlete wins 400m hurdle race despite his penis constantly falling out of his shorts.” He did not strap his chap!

by Neuroscience Geek June 27, 2025

chub chap

the chafing of inner thighs caused by rubbing together while sweating; particularly happening to people with large thighs

Person 1: "Why are you walking so weird?"
Person 2: "All this sweating gave me chub chap."

by burns133 July 2, 2011

Chapped bumhole

Dry, flakey and sore anal cavity.

Ive just taken a shit and it hurt like fuck! I need a shower now ive got chapped bumhole on a never before seen basis!

by Kingsman84 May 25, 2016

Chapped to bits

When you are overjoyed and excited to do something in the near future.

Sara asked Mike if he was excited to go to the gender reveal party. Mike replied “chapped to bits.”

by Crab cheese gremlin August 14, 2021

Chaps

The boys or men, who stay together and have each other’s back. These people dominate their ground and are looked up to by others. These people are always together having fun doing heinous activities

The chaps are going out tonight

by Chapy June 8, 2018

Chapped

The act of being so fucking pissed off and ready to snap on anyone that even looks in your general direction and your body language is a death stare combined with over-emphasized sighs or grunts.

Tracey Pike......LOL

Person 1: Hey isn't that Tracey over there let's go say hi.
Person 2: Fuck that she's chapped.

by Reddragon187 April 6, 2019

chapped

Pitted old fucked up pyrex

I asked my girl Nikia if she wanted to smoke and told her to let me see her pipe I took one look at it and said HELL NAW I AIN'T WASTIN MY DOPE IN THIS CHAPPED ASS PIPE! And I bounced!

by JeWeLee7o7 October 7, 2011