catfish

A bottom-feading sellout who does anything for pussy. Also see /coward/.

When Kevin, the catfish, tried to cock block his buddies, he got his ass beat.

by Nick June 6, 2004

catfish

A person who follows another person around. They suck up to that person because the person's social standing is much higher than the catfish's. The catfish is often fat, unathletic, skinny with glasses, or just annoying to everyone around them.

Look at Sebastian following Ryan around, that kid is such a catfish

by raychelha June 9, 2005

catfish

A method of fellatio where the woman deep throats the man in a manner that causes her to make a noise similar to that of a croaking catfish.

Yeah, she catfished me last night. It was great. No gagging!

by Joe24 April 15, 2006

Catfish

A catfish is a person whose IQ is at least 200 points lower than his or her body weight in lbs.

The female catfish (beached whale) believed that the hot, happening guy with the 6-pack was desperately in love with her even though they had never met or talked in person.

by honstopinionxxx June 23, 2015

Filthy rich and catflap

Great tv show... funny as... cos Rik Mayall is in it... ha, ha... punk.. is hot so fuck off diva, wanna bes...

I am the punk... queen...

by nod_the_sleepy_frog>('_')< April 21, 2005

catfish hunter

A person who digs on the asian persuasion

John had so many asian girlfriends he became known as The Great Catfish Hunter.

by JMudd February 21, 2006

cafüdaling

The act of engaging in sexual intercourse under the influence of drugs.

Don't go downstairs, there's 2 people cafüdaling down there.

by avarix February 19, 2009