Candace

A bitch who can’t walk without falling.

Oh that bitch on the floor she’s a Candace.

by yourNeighbortree August 12, 2018

Candace

noun;

1. An older lady, usually in her 50's or 60's with grandchildren.
2. Someone who usually strips or turns tricks, derrived from the word candy.

3. Usually a person with lack of morale.

1. "Wow, Candace has really let herself go.
2. "Hey bro, lets go see that Candace again, she made my volcano erupt like Mt. Kilimanjaro."

by UnHolyBlackJesus February 26, 2019

Candace

A girl who is young, energetic, has many unique personality such as teeling her mom when her two little brothers who is kind of young backyard scientists doing some kind of wacky things like a rollercoaster, or a beach, perhaps, and she didn't very good at them because her proofs somehow disappeared without a trace by some certain long nosed scientist who tries to take over a state area with 3 states in it and not getting her mom in time. Oh and she's allergic to milk and hate platypus, a blue one. She's still like her childhood brand, i think it was a yellow duck but it really stands with it's two legs. And she did have a squirrel in her pants and got a whole rapper teams dancing with her. Also she's in love with a teenager that is blonde and wears a green shirt(?) And tries to be with him and it seems succeded, because she does seems to be really fit with him and always royal to him.

Ya know what happens when Candace got her mom to the backyard, right?

by Oraoraoraid May 10, 2020

candace

she a hoe. like mega mega hoe but she chill though. she got hella hoes but still want sum real.

bruh that girl is such a candace

by jaedaddy October 31, 2018

candick

Means Candice chapman farted of her brothers and sisters with Dylan Williams 2004

I love poop candick

by Someone3011 September 15, 2018

candijew

A Jewish political candidate. Esp. for president.

Michael Bloomberg is a possible candijew for president in 2008.

by Enits July 19, 2007

Candace Owens

A black conservative woman who tells it like it is!!! Having been raised in poverty herself, she knows first hand the problems and SOLUTIONS that black America needs to implement if we want to free ourselves from the harmful policies of the "progressives." She may be a yapper at times, but she's very brilliant. She's the voice of black conservatives and future leader of black America.

Candace Owens has become a spokesperson for black republicans. She bases her arguments on logic and FACTS unlike Maxine Waters, Don Lemon, and other black "progressives" who claim to have our peoples' interests at heart. We as blacks need to start addressing our own issues from within our culture rather than viewing ourselves as oppressed victims. Only then can we progress.

by CandyRamen January 9, 2021