The first Australian King of Scotlandno seriously he was a bad ass mother, who eventually took his head from out his own ass,and inspired by William Wallace(an even badder mother)and an unnamed spider! decided to kick the shit out the EnglishFags! HOORAY!!(Huge Roar From All Over The World Except England)Secured Scotlands Independence at the battle of Bannockburn1314.Sadly many modern Scots forget this and like to keep voting for the Westminster based Labour Partyor LibDems and some even Defy Logic Still and like the Tories.So all in all King Robert's Heroic Efforts were Sadly in vain!
English Troops:Run Lads It's Robert The Bruce We are Doomed! Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)
''When will we see their likes again?''
''When will we see their likes again?''
by albu gu brath February 12, 2006
Quite possibly the dirtiest player in the NBA. The worst thing to happen to the NBA in a long, long time.
Rob: "WHAT THE EFF?! Did you see Bruce Bowen just knee Steve Nash in the crotch?"
Bob: "Yeah, but I'm not surprised. He's Bruce Bowen, dude. That's what he DOES."
Bob: "Yeah, but I'm not surprised. He's Bruce Bowen, dude. That's what he DOES."
by What it is May 17, 2007
One of the all-time greatest songwriters/recording artists/live performers the world has ever known. Bruce Springsteen was born in the USA, 23 September 1949, in Freehold, New Jersey to be precise. He's known as "The Boss", kinda the way Elvis Presley is known as "The King". Springsteen's famous E Street Band always puts on an awesome show, and he knows how to please a crowd!
1. Bruce Springsteen was born in the USA
2. Bruce Springsteen is The Boss
3. I saw Springsteen a few years ago, but last time he came to town the show was sold out so fast, I couldnt get a ticket!
2. Bruce Springsteen is The Boss
3. I saw Springsteen a few years ago, but last time he came to town the show was sold out so fast, I couldnt get a ticket!
by O.G. WILLAKER February 11, 2005
When Bruce Lee snapped Chuck Norris' neck in "Way of the Dragon", the space-time continuum ripped apart.
by TheOrtonRevolution September 28, 2010
When somebody thinks that feltching is actually shrimping. The act of mistaking the drinking of seminal fluids from someones anus for a foot fetish.
Grandpa thought it was shrimping when the garden boy drank the jizz from his ass through a bendy straw. Classic case of brucing.
by Bonelessboner July 06, 2010
The act of forcibly inserting your fist into a woman's vaginal cavity,in such a manner to draw excitement from said woman.
by DrJacobie September 21, 2008