Bread baking

The sexual act of applying flour to the penis and having vaginal intercourse, whereas the combination of vaginal fluids and the flour form a dough

Person 1: How’d your first date go?
Person 2: It was hot! She was very kinky, and eventually we were bread baking

by Minority Cubed March 17, 2019

shred bread

A word describing the totality of send that a skier displays during the descent of a ski line, including speed of descent, steeze, and fullness of send. It is a quality contained by a skier, typically described as having "too much" or "not enough." See gnar butter for similar phrase.

I totally spreaded the gnar butter on the shred bread when I hucked that cornice with a backie and stomped the mando-air out of the 45 degree couloir.

by the_reverend_69 January 6, 2019

Bread tennis

Two scissoring girls with a yeast infection

We had the yeasties, but we bread tennis’d anyways

by pandalover555420 August 2, 2018

bread

another word for beer

Don't spill it, you're wasting good bread.
I had a bad day at work. I sure could use some bread right now.

by Chris Pitts May 8, 2008

Bread Sandwich

Take two pieces of bread, put a piece of bread between them. Apply to face.

Bam. Bread Sandwich

Carl must have money, I heard he butters his bread sandwiches.

by Pwnsaw December 3, 2010

bread challenge

A prank
The rule is to eat two slices of white bread under two minutes without drinking anything, which is near impossible as it dries your mouth very quickly.
A less painful variant of the (in)famous cinnamon challenge.

"Have you heard of the bread challenge?"
"No, what's that?"
"Here are two slices of white bread, let's see if you can eat them in under two minutes."
"All right, let's do this"
*chokes*
FAIL

by MysteriousGuyFromEurope December 14, 2011

Pickle Bread

A happy vagina from phallic/dildo masturbation.

How do you make Pickle Bread? Use a dildo/dill dough of course!

by Pickle Bread July 1, 2009