Chode bread

A bread that looks like a big pp and when you eat it there is white seman inside

Wow i like eating chode bread

by Sos sprk December 4, 2019

Magic Bread

Cheese and Bacon Rolls with the power to cause mass excitement and euphoria

"Magic bread, magic bread.
Everyone love magic bread!"

by SpicyCat February 11, 2015

Bread tennis

Two scissoring girls with a yeast infection

We had the yeasties, but we bread tennis’d anyways

by pandalover555420 August 2, 2018

bread

another word for beer

Don't spill it, you're wasting good bread.
I had a bad day at work. I sure could use some bread right now.

by Chris Pitts May 8, 2008

Bread Sandwich

Take two pieces of bread, put a piece of bread between them. Apply to face.

Bam. Bread Sandwich

Carl must have money, I heard he butters his bread sandwiches.

by Pwnsaw December 3, 2010

bread challenge

A prank
The rule is to eat two slices of white bread under two minutes without drinking anything, which is near impossible as it dries your mouth very quickly.
A less painful variant of the (in)famous cinnamon challenge.

"Have you heard of the bread challenge?"
"No, what's that?"
"Here are two slices of white bread, let's see if you can eat them in under two minutes."
"All right, let's do this"
*chokes*
FAIL

by MysteriousGuyFromEurope December 14, 2011

bread knife

rythming slang for wife

the bread knife gave me an evil stare last night after I asked could I search her box. She thought I asked could I do her stick my cock in her ass...she nearly stabbed me

ps thats is what I meant though

by AGnumbnuts November 24, 2011