booty

Derivative of "boot" from Brexit-land. A "boot" is the back of a car or the trunk. Hence, booty, aka derriere to Francophiles. In a woman it is considered the most sought after piece of real estate in the known world. Men will kill for it. Women will lose friends over it for reasons of jealousy. In poll after poll...80% of women would rather have a killer booty than be either rich or a member of MENSA.

Eddy: "Jebus Jethro...look at the booty on that girl". Jethro: "I know, I know, it's enough to make a grown man cry."

booty by occam's razorback January 4, 2020

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Booty

1. An organic baby production factory made of cellular tissue consisting of two cheeks with a crack in the middle. The crack contains the asshole and vagina. (Male booties don't have vaginas.) With females, spunk goes in and offspring comes out. All mammals have them, but in my opinion, the round, juicy, soft, fertile, good smelling, ones with good tasting pussy on female humans are the best and most sexiest of them all. The plural form of this word is booties. (Humans represent sexy butts with the peach emoji.)

2. Stolen valuables, especially those swiped in war.

1. The human booty is Mother Nature's best invention!
(Booties in a sentence.) Doja Cat, Robyn Rihanna, Beyoncé Knowles-Carter and Melissa Maysing the Filipina all have very sexy booties.

2. U.S.A. took Iran's and Iraq's booty! (Their precious oil.)

Booty by Rian John January 10, 2020