Ming Bling

A type of jewelry only worn by the rare species of Ming. Big sparkly jewelry in the shape of a M representing the name Ming. Ming can be found in the wild jungles of Chars backyard.

Look there is a Ming in my backyard! He’s wearing some Ming Bling!

by GotMing? October 3, 2017

BUNG Bling

The practice of hiding valuables in one's rectum. Often performed by criminals to hide contraband.

That kid was arrested with half a jewelry store up his butt. Quite the bung bling.

by Byron33196_2 January 11, 2014

hotline bling

Someone who is just used to call late at night when they have no one or when they need some closure or comfort. But in public change or act different. Sometimes even ignored.

I'm such a Hotline Bling to her, she only calls me when shes sad or needs something.

by WrapThisBtUp November 2, 2015

Bling King

Man who trades in illegal gold

Frosty from torbay is a bling king

by Torquay June 21, 2003

Techno-Bling

A bluetooth headphone, periodically flashing the blue light, worn over/in the ear allowing wireless connectivity to owner's cell phone. A personal statement of technological savvy and coolness.

A: Uh, what's that (on your ear)?
B: That's my newest and coolest gadget...it's my Techno-Bling.

by Lori M. Norris May 1, 2006

bling-bling for the ring-ring

DSL internet through a phone line

He just got his bling-bling for the ring-ring.

by curiouser July 16, 2008

bone bling

Used for a variety of instances ranging from exclamations to adjectives. Can be inserted anywhere in a sentence.

Bone bling my ride is totally bone bling!

by Alex Keene November 9, 2003