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turd-blasting

v:turd/blast/ing-The act of having anal sex.
Kid 1: Is Billy straight?
Kid 2: No, Billy loves a good turd-blasting
by Aaron Johanson May 24, 2007
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Buzz Blasts

The best tasting cereal ever created! It taste amazing. Unfortunately they stopped selling a few years ago. This cereal is based on Buzz Lightyear from the movie Toy Story.
I love eating buzz blasts cereal for breakfast
by tatomuck1 March 4, 2009
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Shat Blast

When somebody shats with such force and liquidity that pieces (or drops) of poop end up stuck to the bottom of the toilet seat.

Since females seldom (if ever) lift the toilet seat, they always tend to let the guy clean it up, even if they did it.
"omg somebody totally shat blasted my toilet"
by aentreri June 29, 2009
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Shoulder Blasting

A common term used in sex, usually during the stages of foreplay. Not for beginners, attempting this could result in ambient gas and liquid explosions.

Shoulder Blasting concists of a male or female inserting their fingers, followed by their wrist, arm, elbow, and shoulder into the vaginal cavity of a female. Once complete, the action must be repeated in rapid succession, with extreme growls.
1. You wouldn't believe it! I shoulder blasted her, and ended up finding my car keys!

2. Shoulder blasting isn't cool man, you can seriously hurt my mother.

3. "You shoulder blasted her and she farted on your ____?!?!?"
by FartedSquirted November 1, 2011
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Blast Pad

An apartment or separate room in a house that only has a mattress on the ground specifically for the purpose of sex (blasting). The room can also include a stereo for music or to muffle the noise. Combination of the verb Blast and the Noun Pad.
Ya my old lady was home so I had to take my new girl to the blast pad to get busy
by The Tallest Viking August 17, 2010
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Blast of Shit

That relentless and persistent, distinctive speck of brown in the toilet bowl that stares at you for days as you are too sick from COVID-19 to clean it up.
I've been staring at that blast of shit for 5 days now! That takes the cake; there isn't enough Clorox in the world!
by Clubie February 1, 2021
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zucchini blast

To simulate sex vaginally or anally with a huge lumpy zucchini
Those chicks in the produce aisle are totally going to zucchini blast eachother tonight
by jorizza December 20, 2014
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