The desperate behaviour someone exhibits when trying to pass a 12 pound, boulder of shit through an anus that is simply too small to allow such an occurance. General includes shifting one's position on the toilet, breathing rapidly, and trying to forcefully evacuate one's rectum.
Sweating with effort and grating his teeth in pain, he sat on the toilet, blaggering desperately. Tears ran down his scarlet face as the mountain of molten faeces tried to force its way out of his body. The wind seemed to shoot out of his lungs, but he could not scream in a public space. He lifted his knees up to his chest, placing his feet on toilet bowl, but to no affect. He sat up straight, raised his arms, and began sharply exhaling in a desperate bid to release the mudslide, but again, it did not work. The truth is, his blaggering was in vain. It was impossible for the enormous shit to leave his ass without tearing his sphincter. He would leave alive, but not unharmed.
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Stage 1 - Female blows fecal matter over one's face until breathing is no longer capable (For a short period of time).
Stage 2 - Vagina of said female smears facal matter off face until breathing is successful.
Baghdad's are usually unexpected and traumatic, and are seemingly very rarely preformed.
Stage 1 - Female blows fecal matter over one's face until breathing is no longer capable (For a short period of time).
Stage 2 - Vagina of said female smears facal matter off face until breathing is successful.
Baghdad's are usually unexpected and traumatic, and are seemingly very rarely preformed.
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Yeah I haven't heard from HER in a few days, I've heard a lot from her MOM and her BILL collectors, but not from her. It looks like I'm the bagholder.
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