When gravity is the only thing standing in the way of a male from sexual activity. This largely occurs in college afterparty situations where one is too intoxicated to climb up a simple ladder.
Guy 1: "So what happened with you and that girl last night?"
Guy 2: "She said she was down so we went back to my dorm."
Guy 1: "Alright man! So how was she?!"
Guy 2: "I don't know man we got to my bunk but we couldn't get up the bed. Total gravity cock block."
1. Any article of clothing blocking access to sexual intercourse.
2. A persone preventing you from having sexual intercourse.
3. A mean name to call someone when they are doing something wrong.
4. shit dude i don't know
1. Your Pants are being a cock block.
2. Billy Ray Cyrus was a cock block.
3. You broke it you cock block.
4. person 1: "What do you wanna do?"
person 2: "Cock block"
the night was over and everyone was leaving and then miraculously she was offered a ride home in a 4 seater with 7 passengers by a master at the clown carcock block