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Twat Biscuit

The mass of fat on very large woman or young girl, located between the stomach and twat. Women sporting twat biscuits usually wear very tight shirts, often so short that the tummy is exposed and flops about over the top of their twat biscuit and jeans.
"Wow, that woman has a spare tire AND a twat biscuit!"
by JKH82 February 3, 2010
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No risk it, no biscuit

If you don't take the chance, you can't get the reward (prize).
It's a long shot, but if I don't go for it I'll never be a millionaire. No risk it, no biscuit! "B" is my final answer!
by talk2me-JCH2 February 7, 2021
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Biscuit Eater

Originally, a derogatory term for a dog too sorry to hunt anything but his own food. Can also be used for a person who is slow, lazy, or selfish.

An example, as from the movie it is based on (The Biscuit Eater), is a hunting dog that attacks the birds and eats them for himself instead of pointing or retrieving them.
That dog is nothing but a biscuit eater.
by Aninvader May 28, 2018
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jizz biscuit

The biscuit which a small group of usually younger males masturbate in a circle onto as a game. The loser in the game is the last one to ejaculate and must eat the biscuit.
James looked at the jizz biscuit and thought 'No way'.
by TonyM June 24, 2005
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loose biscuit

definition of a girl who sleeps with lots of different guys
no mate I know her she is a loose biscuit
by jimbooo63 January 10, 2011
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Fresh biscuits

The sight of an extremely attractive young lady reminds one of the sight of a tray of fresh biscuits that just came out of an oven when you where a child.

The smell, sight and unresistable feeling of wanting to get your hands on them can be overwhelming.
"Check that out, fresh biscuits at 1 o'clock."
by Rowdman May 29, 2009
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bitter biscuits

very upset, mad, angry.
He's bitter biscuits, he just lost his ipod.

Steal her socks, she'll be bitter biscuits when she wakes up.
by MoJo10 March 27, 2011
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