got me bent 

means yeah right

"go over there and talk to him."
"Please, you got me bent"

got me bent by Anonymous October 24, 2003

dumb bent 

extremely drunk, completely wasted, inebriated

im fuckin' dumb bent

im dumb bent but imma cop einstein from your cousin

dumb bent by HoganKnowsBest2010 November 2, 2010

Bit bent 

bit bents are bisexuals who are actually more straight then bisexual. A girl may like boys and girls but she is more into guys than girls. A boy may like guys and girls but he is more into girls than boys.

Person 1: Alex says she's bisexual but she's always with guys.
Person 2: She's a bit bent. Duh.

Bit bent by LaurBore June 20, 2011

get bent

a less offensive phrase used in a refusal to perform a chore. "fuck off".

"i need this paperwork done"
"well, you can just get bent"

get bent by tf July 7, 2004

whiskey bent 

The way one gets after downing too much whiskey. Wild Turky or So Co will do the trick. Screaming at trees or God while muttering half words is a common characteristic.

Sorry for slapping your girlfriend and pissing on your couch, I was pretty whiskey bent last night.

whiskey bent by Sir Captain of Wynn Bay May 4, 2005

cock bent

When you're aching for some dick

Jen: Like, or, what's wrong with you?

Falisha: Bitch, I'm fucking cock bent.

Jen: Wait. What the fuck is cock-bent?

Falisha: You know, bitch; when yo pussy be achin' fo some dick.

cock bent by Truckerjimbo April 7, 2015

Whiskey Bent 

It is an idiom originating from the old West that refers to a person or thing stubbornly determined to do something.

The phrase was likely derived from moonshine runners in the past, who despite facing increasingly dangerous odds, were still “whiskey bent” on delivering – and drinking – their illicit products.

Whiskey Bent by Mentor666 August 31, 2023