bearded

1. something that is weird

That dude is bearded!

by James Schneider May 27, 2003

The bearded witch

A sexual technique used by a male: A guy picks up a girl and goes back to hers. Whilst the lady is 'preparing herself' in the bathroom, the guy cuts off his pubic hair and leaves them in a pile near the bed. As sexual interaction is reaching the climax, the guys pulls out and ejaculates all over the girls face, picks up the pile of pubes, rubs them over her face and there in front of him the girls transforms into the bearded witch....

Tim didn't want to, but a bet was a bet. He took Louisa back to her place with the expressed intention of getting a picture of her as The bearded witch ...

by T Allen October 4, 2006

bearded clegg

snatch, beaver, mouse's ear

show us ya bidded clegg

by cunning linguist October 20, 2003

bearded lady

A name given to an overweight male who has a set of man boobs and a beard.

"Check out the tits on that guy over there"

"Yeah man, he looks more like a bearded lady!"

by Live4TheWeekend January 8, 2008

bearded wizard

1. a wizard with a beard
2. bearded lizard, with mouth full
3. something gross you can't even imagine

do you think we'll see a bearded wizard?

by pixelfairy March 4, 2011

bearded dragon

A fat male nerd with lots of facial hair

Look at that bearded dragon playing D&D.

by f1rxf1y September 10, 2016

bearded bivalve

Do you really need a definition for this?

The bearded bivalve is the same thing as the cameltoe.

by Phunkey March 7, 2008