The Baker Blowhole

The act of a midget with a small dick jizzing inside the belly button. Once finished the midget then jumps of the bed and on to the stomach of the women. The jizz gushes from the belly button like a whales blow hole.

“I heard the other day that Sarah was given The Baker Blowhole” from Midget Mike.

by Lextown July 14, 2020

harry baker

harry baker is a mad quant and likes sucking toes lol

harry baker likes toes because he is a mad quant

by thebakerboys July 2, 2019

Liam Baker

A cunt that should kill himself

Person 1: Is that Liam Baker?
Person 2: Yup, that's the cunt.

by Stop touching Kids May 14, 2023

Baker Times

The period of time spent typically getting high, drunk and having frequent sex.

Mate, we spent the whole holiday having Baker Times

by RadleyLad October 28, 2011

Mr. Baker

Mr. Baker is very inappropriate and should not discuss any of his activities with anyone. There so inappropriate, that you don't want to know what they are.

Look it's Mr. Baker the scary hump monster.

by Ilikepandas44 April 4, 2019

i'm bakered

A Middlesbrough term for being baked or stoned

Mate I'm bakered snoops weed is mint

by Sam Coulton October 31, 2013

Bakers dozen

When a baker slips you an extra egg.

Terry slipped me a bakers dozen.

by Adam_nation May 16, 2018