Bagel Bowl

When a group of men circle around a bagel and the last person to ejaculate on it has to eat it. Can also be used with a biscuit "Biscuit Game".

Hey, me and some friends are going to go to the Bagel Bowl, wanna come?

by Simone Devin November 12, 2010

bagel hole

The hole of a bagel that is licked by people like extra cream cheese on their bagels. Bagel holes come in all different sizes and each size reflects how a person can lick the bagel hole. Sometimes a bagel hole is used to describe a person who gets licked by other people or someone who is a total loser.

your such a bagel hole, hey i would love to lick her bagel hole, your such a bagel hole whore, can i put some cream cheese in your bagel hole?, sometimes i like to put extra cream cheese in my bagel hole so that when i eat the bagel and the cream cheese gets squeezed into the bagel hole i can lick it out

by the real bagel April 14, 2011

Moldy Bagel

Giving oral to a woman with a vaginal infection.

Did you hear Cody gave moldy bagel last night??!

Yeah, I hear he loved it.

by grooss December 18, 2010

Bagel burn

When you’re fucking a toasted bagel and the crunchy burnt parts scratch up your dick

Oh man, I was bagel jacking last night now I got bagel burn all up and down my dingaling

by Yennadouble$ June 7, 2018

schmo bagel

term of endearment for a goofball or someone who does something silly

Why did you put your keys in the refrigerator, you schmo bagel?

by Joy Schmoe December 7, 2010

giz bagel

a bagel in which the condiments have been replace with man juice contrast to the usual butter or cream cheese

The customer was acting rather snobbish so the cook gave him a nice warm giz bagel

by captchris1212 January 14, 2008

Hurt Bagel

A hurt bagel is an adjective used for a person who is violently high. Usually when a person consumes high amounts of THC they may experience symptoms such as couch lock, spacing out, an inability to form coherent sentences etc. Such symptoms indicate that the victim of THC's wrath has become a hurt bagel.

Steve: "Yo look at John over there, he's so blasted! He hasn't said a word in the past hour and he's been staring at that lamp for at least thirty minutes!"
Mark: "Yeah dude he's way too ripped. He's just a hurt bagel right now."

by Stephan422 June 10, 2014