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batchelor box

When you pack a meal up for your single friend to take home from a home cooked dinner, it’s not a doggie bag, it’s a Batchelor Box.
I’m glad you liked dinner Bob, can I pack you up a batchelor box?
by Gringateca September 18, 2022
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Chronic batchelor

When a guy talks about marriage and kids on the first date then fucks you and throws serious amounts of drama your way and expects you to take it then bolts at the first issue you present. This guy fears commitment event into adulthood. He talks about marriage but takes no steps towards it. He talks about kids but takes no action towards having them. He fears imagining the future usually because 1 girl hurt him in the past. This guy is a coward and if unable to overcome his fears will die alone. This is a chronic batchelor.
Him 1 year in to his 8th long term relationship: I just want something fun and light hearted. This isn’t easy.”

Her: “Relationships aren’t easy. They take commitment and work. You’re living life like a chronic batchelor.”
by Yourmumwozhere June 16, 2021
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