Saber-Tooth-Brush

A prison shank made from a tempered plastic tooth-brush. It resembles the tooth of a saber-toothed-tiger.

"Cause of death?"
"Repeated stab wounds from a saber-tooth-brush to the lumbar region."

by Mr. Ford December 7, 2009

Brush my jibbers

To brush, straighten or part one's armpit hairs.

Slang originating on the South Shore of Massachusetts, referring to an unkempt female.

Maggie looked in mirror and though to herself, I should "Brush my jibbers" before I go to the beach.

by Urbansponge May 4, 2009

Occam's Toilet Brush

Technique of philosophical discourse wherein the most obvious and simple explanation must be pointedly ignored to allow discussion of weak and immediately falsifiable alternatives. Used primarily to draw out a discussion with minimal danger of actually reaching a resolution.

"Maybe I'm overthinking this. Maybe I'm not transgender. Maybe it's just internalized misogyny. Maybe I'm really a self-hating lesbian."
"Yeah, that you've been miserable all your life except when identifying as male isn't worth considering. Dude, you're totally using Occam's Toilet Brush."

by CaptainScorpio January 2, 2008

muff brush

the act of sticking a tooth brush inside a womens vagina and then proceeding to cum on it and brush your teeth with it

i still have pubes caught in between my teeth from when i had a muff brush

by Small_Goat May 14, 2009

Norwegian Brush Hog

A hidden menu item at Red Lobster consisting of Norwegian female piss and and fried brush hog.

My favorite menu item at Red Lobster is the Norwegian Brush Hog.

by norwegianbrushhog July 11, 2023

backwoods brush ape

A backwoods brush ape is a sister fucking, one tooth Arkansas hillbilly. Or like one of the hillbillies from the movie deliverence.

Orlando - "hey man do you want to go make that fat man squeal like a pig?"
Manuel - "why not have incest sex first?"
Jake - "you guys are a bunch of BACKWOODS BRUSH APES"

by Sauron's Belligerent Cock Ring May 14, 2015

Minty tooth brush

Masturbating while brushing your teeth with minty toothpaste and then using the jizz as mouth wash.

Little jimmy is determined to perform a minty tooth brush every morning.

by CJ and SHAYNE July 26, 2007