the breast and brightest

The finest women America has to offer

Shelby has it going on; she's one of the breast and brightest. Nice ass, brilliant mind, and a caring heart. Gosh dang!

by Professor Precious March 5, 2015

Dense Breast

When the titty is perky and firm, but maybe too firm. Its firmness adds a weight you wouldn't expect from a titty of the size. As if the titty is being weighted down by all the shit that bitch is hiding from you. Or it's breast cancer, 50/50 chance.

Havent seen my girl in awhile, i know she's up to something she's got those dense breasts.

by SystemError_404 December 13, 2016

Breast Fire

A fire that breaks out on the breast

OR

A special attack of Mazinger Z that involves flames shooting from the breast

"Oh no, a breast fire! I told you not to pour tequila on that chick!"

"MAZINGER Z! BREAST FIRE!"

by Videodrome August 9, 2009

Breast Cancer

(n.) In the 10-cup, "Beirut" variation of Beer Pong, the Breast Cancer is a re-rack called at 5 cups in which the 6-cup rack of Tits is formed, but without one of the tips of one of the triangles. Terrible in name, given the implication of a mastectomy.

I'm feeling particularly depraved, Kyle... Let's get Breast Cancer

by TheLoudestFan April 22, 2009

breast reduction

1) Taking away what one soo loves.
2) The immoral and impractable reduction of tittage.

When her husband died, she looked soo distrought that we though she had a breast reduction.

by mookiestinks December 6, 2004

Dense Breast

A Women who's breasts are very hard and full, the fatty tissue in the breast is more compacted, thus causing the breast to be volumous and firm.

"when I touched her tits, I expected fluffiness, but that hoe had some dense breast!"

by fathergracie September 30, 2016

breast stroker

a)a swimmer
b)a swimmer trying to seduce bud and doyles girlfriends in BIO-DOME

our women have been sedused by breast strokers

by deadasnight January 2, 2004