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blopez

Yo, don't blopez yet. I'm going in there...
by daaaadaaaaa March 25, 2009
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Blogstitute

a female offering friendship on a blog site and just happens to have some hot photos you can pay to see
"lakira wants to be your friend‏" is the come on from this blogstitute.
by Paulo One January 5, 2009
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blopology

Apologizing to the world on your blog for making an ass of yourself.
Kanye West's caps and punctuation trainwreck blopology did not help his image after he ruined Taylor Swift's moment at the VMAs.
by Selfish Mom September 15, 2009
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blogscious

similar to 'conscious' thoughts you have only in word format and fired out online. Generally contains mindless, endless and often pretentious personal thoughts and experiences you had or want people to believe you had that day. The world may infact cease to exist and you may appear unfabulous if your dont key out your 'blogscious' thoughts to the rest of the world on your iphone that very minute. An annoying, deluded and narcissistic personality trait of socialites, C list celebrities, self proclaimed 'web celebs' and wannabies.
Conscious Thought 'OMG I cant believe i just saw someone in 'Lilys Bordello' that totally looks like someone like kinda famous. Cant wait to tell everyone'. Blogscious thoughts posted to personal blog online... 'just had drinks in Lilys with Colin Farrell, totally havnt seen him for ages, cant wait to meet him in the Shelbourne of all places next week its been too long, hes looking better then he was after our last little encounter, i will keep you posted!'.......
by LeilahLily July 2, 2011
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bleopshiwhay

A plan that involves exploshives
ok men our bleopshiwhay plan is a go in 3,2,1 BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
by MicroSon84 August 15, 2011
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bloper

Guy: I need a blow job but I need to write this paper
Girl: Why not do them both at the same time!
Guy: Lets call it a bloper
by birdman45 October 21, 2011
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blogsnobbery

One that puts down another for the content of their blog, blogging platform, or lack of domain name.
"One is that to be a "serious" blogger you have to own your own domain. That's nonsense. There is no "pay to play" requirement for blogging. It's like saying you're not a serious writer unless you're jotting down your thoughts in a Moleskine notebook. The true test of whether a blogger is "serious" or not is in the blogging. That's it. Anything else is bigotry and prejudice. Blogsnobbery."
by NEPA Diva July 10, 2012
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