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the blue-face blastoff

More commonly known as "Autoerotic Asphyxiation"

“I guess you can use anything. I mean you can use an iPhone charger, shoelace, a necktie, a jump rope.”
He decided to do the blue-face blastoff and now that sweet chariot has come for to carry him home.
by thericardo June 3, 2018
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Beastorious

A tall quiet guy (often found during the day at Kennedale) who makes the summer months of returning items to the earth so enjoyable that the swamper doesn't want to leave. Also, Beastorious is exceedingly handsome and is unlike anyone else.
Thanks Beastorious, the summer was incredibly fun.
by TinTone September 13, 2007
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Blast House

Northern VA music scene headquarters, where whorefaces, noobs and, current scenesters congregate to drink underage. Also the site where mud stick was developed.
Ey brah, heard there's a show at Blast House tonight. Could be some nooby whorefaces gettin mudslung wit da mud stick.....gnar doggggs!
by Rigid ball March 31, 2009
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Blast the Jam

to rock out to music, often turning it up quite loud, often for the purpose of working or to just enjoy the particular song.
Often, when I am cleaning, I like to blast the jam because it helps me accomplish more.
by K_DIZZ September 20, 2009
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Blast Pad

An apartment or separate room in a house that only has a mattress on the ground specifically for the purpose of sex (blasting). The room can also include a stereo for music or to muffle the noise. Combination of the verb Blast and the Noun Pad.
Ya my old lady was home so I had to take my new girl to the blast pad to get busy
by The Tallest Viking August 17, 2010
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blasted a confetti cannon

During a party at a work convention in which Sir Mix-A-Lot was performing, I blasted a confetti cannon.
by jk63 August 12, 2016
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Blast Jockey

When you give a monster cumshot. When there is too much cum for your partner to handle.
Bob totally Blast Jockeyed his mom and sister last week. Jerry Blast Jockeyed my daughter so I decided to Black Jockey his wife.
by Mister Twister Fister January 24, 2019
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