Clif bar

a high-density protein and fiber bar that, when eaten, helps your body generate many a milk wheeze. good for both climbing mountains and clearing entire office floors.

Jim: "I gave Tony a Clif bar ten minutes ago since he had no lunch today. Worst mistake of my life."
Mitchell: "Tell me about it. Heard people jumped from the building 9/11-style to avoid the smell."

by marblecakealsothegame13 January 3, 2019

bar squeezer

the bartender wipes down a dirty bar, squeezes it into a shot glass..and promptly serves it to some drunken douche nozzle

the dude was obnoxious, so i had the bartender serve him a bar squeezer on me

by boomer315 January 20, 2011

yard bars

Dog poop that is laying around in an open area, especially a yard or field, that has not been picked up and disposed of properly.

" I need to clean up my back yard. There are petrified yard bars like a mine field there. I stubbed my toe on one through my shoe!"

by Ebuc Nepo II October 10, 2019

tard bar

when you get a football helmet with a bar right down the middle. that is the tard bar.

dude those stupid freshman always get the helmets with the tard bars!

by shitass10 February 9, 2009

Butter Bar

Military slang for Ensign or Second Lieutenant, who wear a Golden Bar as their rank insignia.

Who's the new butter bar in charge?

by FinalEnemy November 9, 2005

Bar Rat

A person whos life consists of going to Bars or Clubs 24/7. And brag about it like it is the coolest thing out.

Amy and Karen are such bar rats!!!

by Carla May 13, 2005

Bar Mitzvah

A coming-of-age ceremony in the Jewish religion. When a boy turns thirteen, he is considered a man and reads a torah portion in front of friends, family and his shul. Bat Mitzvahs, the counterpart for 13-year-old girls, started in the early 20th century. Bar and Bat Mitzvahs are really supposed to be holy ceremonies that mark a child's emergence into the adult world of Judiasm, but in some parts of the US the parties are all that matters. Yes, it's very important for each young teen to out-do each other. Whether it's having expensive DJ's or balloon arches, invitees of Bar/Bat Mitvahs know they will have a great time and end up with a giveaway, like a t-shirt or pj pants with a cheesy saying. (Read: "I danced my pants off at Lauren's Bat Mitzvah!") For young teens that are or know Jewish teens, Bar and Bat Mitzvahs are the social highlights of the 7th and 8th grades.

Slang: On AIM "BM"

Verb:
Mr. Cohen: My daughter is getting Bat Mitzvahed in January.
Mrs. Berg: I am so proud of her! Mazel Tov!

Noun:
Rebecca: Like, Omigod, so I am getting a chocolate fondue fountain during my Bat Mitzvah party!
Elana: Um, Katie already had one of those.
Rebecca: No! My party must be better than hers! Now I'll get hula dancers. HA!

Ben: I scored 7,653 bucks from my Bar Mitzvah.
Andrew: Well I scored 8,127 bucks. Plus a new laptop. HA!

by Heather M October 12, 2005