That's so bacon!

Exclaimed in approval / enjoyment of any person, place, or thing. Synonymous with "cool" "awesome" "hella balls to the walls kick ass" etc.

"I went to my favorite cafe earlier, they have this new blend of chai that's so bacon!"

"Have you never seen American Psycho!? Dude, that movie is totally bacon!"

"Did you see the new article on Digg about Trent Reznor? You should check it out, 'cause Trent is made of pure bacon."

"Honey, for our anniversary this year, we are going to do everything you want to do, 'cause you're bacon - and I love you for being so bacon."

by Lutrell April 10, 2009

Bacon Cave

A phrase referring to the appearance of the female genitals; also closly linked in association to the bologna drapesand mud flaps

Man, I'd like to put my bologna pony in her Bacon Cave!

by Jimmie Dead August 29, 2006

baconass

A buttocks that is large or consists mostly of fat. Chances are the fat was obtained from eating a plethora of bacon or other high-fat pig products.

Guy 1: "Look Jonathan, that lady has a massive baconass. Gross"
Guy 2: "I know right, she needs to lay off the bacon man"

by JoeyKatoa November 19, 2010

Bacon Wizard

A sexy wizard of bacon , forged from souls of bacon and who hath fully mastered the powers of bacon, a Bacon Wizard's enemy is the vegan alliance

"On this thine day the bacon wizard of old banished the vegans to the depths of hillshire farms." ~The Bacon Wizard

by The Bacon Wizard February 15, 2014

bacon strips

Brown marks that are left on the inside of one's underware as a result of improper butt wiping.

Did you see the bacon strips that guy had in his underware?

by J. J. Friedman July 8, 2005

Bacon Drapes

Inner vaginal lips (labia minora) which are especially meaty and sometimes wavy, resembling bacon.

Daaaammnn, that girl had some nasty bacon drapes. But I dug it out anyways.

by Sharpie2222 February 4, 2006

balcony bingo

A form of gay cruising that takes place in gay hotels or resorts where guests go from room to room to find someone who wants to party, i.e. have sex. It may be a purely voyeuristic activity too.

"They say they are a reputable place but I know there's lots of balcony bingo going on."

by Silvio Santos September 16, 2008