Autism

A complete and total lack of social awareness

Danish Panther (a morbidly obese burger lover) thought that asking a group of bodybuilders what drugs he should use to lose weight would be a good idea. Somehow shocked that he was instead roasted for being a lazy fuck, he spent the rest of his time making up stories about being a spec ops super soldier, becoming fatter all the while. I think he might have autism.

by 0 pounds down January 18, 2024

Autism

A rare condition with symptoms that can vary depending on which part of the spectrum you are in. An extreme case of autism will be listed below.

Autistic Person: I use mega knight and e barbs!

Normal Person: That’s why you have autism buddy.

by Rashad Carter December 10, 2021

Autism

Old man talks about icy hot (vol. 0.25 speed)
..or the person that tells the story about old man icy-hot

Autism, momma might have gotten you tested for it

by supercoolbigwalmartboss July 26, 2025

Blueberry Muffin Autism

An obscure type of ASD where the person affected by it has a strange, intense interest or preference for things blueberry related (more commonly, blueberry muffins.)

This scene was supposed to go to Devon, but his blueberry muffin autism interrupted it.

by OPPA-RATOR September 8, 2025

Weaponized Autism

When your sick of your autism and you want to spread it.
exactly like how you weaponize an IKEA pencil.

Person 1: Ugh, having autism is so bad!
Also Person 1: I WILL WEAPONISE MY AUTISM.
Also also person 1: I will spread this everywhere. no one will survive.
Also also also person 1: I will call this: "weaponized autism."

by Weaponism July 5, 2024

svak autisme

svak autisme is not the same as normal autisme.
it does not affect your health, but it may make your day harder

symptoms:
•can’t write correctly
•can’t take jokes
•around 0 in iq

du kan ikke skrive, og du har 0 i iq. du må ha svak autisme du også

by Breirem July 7, 2022

Autismic

Autostic but a prick

Kris Kyle said “Hes so autismic.”
Kyle Kris said “I know right, no one is more autismic then him.”

by Autismic Creator January 17, 2025