Astro-American

1.A flying U.F-111.O over the Free Tibet Chinese territory
2.A Houston Cap Carnaveral hippie freak aeronautical engineer
3.The meaniest motherfucker bombardier flying saucer in the sky ever... dropping bombs and shit on our people

Abwoat:
"The shit on me, the President is a true Astro-American, look at him on this photo wearing that Navy blue suit!"
Coastello:
"Sure, that dude can do the job, he can shit our shit everywhere on this planet, right in the fuck!"

by Slangherinthenight May 18, 2008

astrogynist

(n., orig. astrogynecologist) Someone who frequently uses astrogynies (pl. of astrogyny).

"I'm going to ride my gerbilcopter!"
"Stop calling your car like that, you astrogynist."

by Bad Chicken October 13, 2007

astrologian

Healer in FFXIV that uses cards to heal people. Think Yugioh, but for healing spells. Nobody can agree how to pronounce this word. Distrust any phonetic spelling. Come up with your own.

That astrologian is a motherfucking gentleman. He got us through that dungeon thanks to his draw spell.

by Xolthamuari March 20, 2019

astrolexx

the best person to ever exist on tiktok.

(make sure to follow @astrolexx🤭)

“who’s the most entertaining, funny, attractive, best kny (and others) creator on tiktok?”

“oh, it’s astrolexx! they’re the best!”

by jeansloverr April 20, 2022

Astrology Girl

the person that will not except you in a relationship because of your star alignment and will base your personality on your "sign" and is one of the most toxic breeds of human you will see they will also have crystals, posters, gems, and worst of all CARDS if you are looking for a girlfriend STSAY AWAY FROM ASTROLOGY GIRLS

(astrology girl) ok we will find out your sign based of your DOB and that will determine your personality for the rest of your life
(the random kid) PARDON ME

by Shpooks June 12, 2023

astro

astroz are faggot ass bitches that name themselves after a terrible song., they think their cool because they smoke weed even though everyone hates them. they hangout with a bunch of bitches called the astra-hoez who they hook up with even though their as ugly as my shit. Never talk to an astro or join astroz or everyone besides the will view you as a faggot

yo did you see those astroz
Yeah their faggots and those astra-hoez are ugly as shit

by hudsfbsfhpspdfbsfsdfsd April 4, 2010

Astrology

The science of predicting attributes of someones personality and events in their life using the positions of the stars and planets in the sky the exact minute when they were born. A lot of people think astrology is fake, but with just their date and time of birth i could tell them the story of their life and describe their personality to a tee. So screw them.

That girl is a capricorn, so astrology shows that she is probably a very serious person.

by musiclove78 May 23, 2012