school assembly

When you get to skip a lesson or 2 for teachers to talk about some dumbass shit. Like "consent" or drugs and alcohol. No-one really cares about these assemblies unless there's like a sexual saying like "cum" that the teachers say so calmly

Person 1: Yo bro we have a school assembly about consent
Person 2: I am not attending

by UltimateRizzer January 26, 2023

Lucas Assefa

Lucas Assefa is the sexiest mf you will ever meet. His Sexiness is so blinding that you need sun glasses just to look at him (And trust you would love to look at him ;) ).

Person A: You know Lucas?
Person B: Lucas Assefa?
Person A: Yeah
Person : Of course I know Lucas Assefa, he is one sexy ass mf.

by @that.gurl.steph July 12, 2023

assed up from the calves up

used to describe a woman (usually) hu has a saggy arse.

boy 1: man! that hoe sho is assed up from the calves up!

boy 2: fligga is talking crazy. mo fo has some bitchin arse. i'd sho like to slap up, slap down and slam on that!

boy 1: fo shizzle!

by xTruth_Hurtsx May 18, 2007

Assael

An assistant who doesn't get paid.

What am I your personal assistant? No Assael assistants get paid your my BITCH!

by jack21451 April 21, 2013

assnerd

An unbelievably geeky nerd. Can be found playing pencil-and-paper role-playing games and futzing around on computers all the time.

John took out his laptop to check for wireless access points at the Mardi Gras ball. He was an assnerd.

by thejesusgod January 26, 2006

assbelly

when someone is so fat that their ass actually hangs over their belt-line, looking like a small belly on their ass, very rare, and only found on the fattest of fatasses

assbelly fat people

by leg#3 May 13, 2010

assneck

An anatomical imperfection whereby an individual has a sufficiently large or high ass such that there is no clear definition of where ass ends and back begins. Ass, back and neck merge into one.

Holy shit, look at the assneck on that fucker, his asscrack ends at his shoulder blades.

by King Toad October 1, 2003