Assange

to insert one's unprotected penis (usu. right before consensual, protected coitus) into a sex partner's orifice for a few moments before withdrawing it, putting on a condom and then continuing the sex act to orgasm.

Diego started to assange me last night, but I smacked the back of his head and he put a condom on.

by Ninjastar7 January 17, 2011

Assange

(v). To seek the affections of; woo.

"Don't assange that girl, she is nasty."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

Ashing

Searching, finding and flirting with people on the internet, preferably people who you don't know, live absolutely nowhere near you, and you have no intention of meeting them in person (even though you tell them you plan on doing so). This has been linked very closely with misleading those unfortunate persons into thinking you are in "true love" with them.

This act has been named after a certain 'male' of whom indulges into this act frequently with several of the female gender across the internet simultaneously

Also used to describe an act of being so up your own arse, so big-headed and thinking every girl that glances at you, fancy you!

'"Yo dude, av u gt ny randm gals addys? am wel up 4 doin sum ashing 2nite"'

'"hey, met my girlfriend on facebook"
"have you actually met her? i mean in person?"
"no, but she says we will, we're deeply in true love"
"mate, i feel for you, she's ashing you!"
"SHIT! NOOOOOOO!"'

'"that girl well fancies me"
"shes 8 years old! stop ashing!"'

by MY DYING DUCKY January 11, 2009

Assange

(v). To walk whilst holding a glass of wine.

"I assanged at a 45 degree angle accross the grass."

by Ulupna February 5, 2012

assininism

state of being assinine.

Chuck: Bill's been a real douche bag lately.
Tim: Yeah, I think hes suffering from assininism again

by J0sh January 9, 2006

assange

To publicly expose against the subject’s wishes.

“When the magazine assanged embarrassing instant messages from Mark Zuckerberg’s college years, his motives for creating Facebook were called into question.”

by greatislander December 23, 2010

Asking Alexandria

Asking Alexandria is a band that was formed in '08 in the UK. Their first album "Stand Up and Scream" is probably one of the most bad ass albums ever. They also have an EP with Skidrow covers, remixes, and a preview of their newest album Reckless and Relentless. Their newest album Reckless and Relentless sucks. They tried too hard to sound different. So just stick to the first album, and maybe if they make a new album (I doubt it) it will be better than Reckless and Relentless. Oh, and don't go see them live. They are really shitty live because they like to do shows drunk, and that's lame and a waste of money.

Me- "Dude have you heard the new AA album?"
Tyler- "Yeah man it sucks ass!"
Me- "Yeah it does."
Tyler- "Asking Alexandria is getting to popular that's what everyone wants to talk about anymore, and they aren't that amazing."
Me- I know, but whatever man."

by Tychoon August 17, 2011