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National Eat Ass Day

on October 21st is the day you get to eat ass

Prepare to get your ass eaten or eat someone's ass
Yo it's National Eat Ass Day lemme get yo chocolate on my lips
by That One Your Married To October 20, 2020
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National send an ass pic day!

January 12th is send an ass pic day!!! You must send an ass pic to whoever sent u this s
by Bob Bcbobby January 11, 2024
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National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to slap anyone's ass, male or female to celebrate the holidays!
Jacob: it's March 13th you know what that means...

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!
by SuperDope Trash March 10, 2020
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International Beat Tyson’s Ass day

On April 25th everyone and their momma sock the shit outta this MARK ass Tyson. Eventually when you knock him so hard and gone not wanna have international Tyson day again. (And while beating him up step on his shoes)
Yoooo!its international beat Tyson’s ass day!

Yessssss let’s go. I’ve been training all year for this fooker to jawed.
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National Grab Ass Day

on april 16th, it's national grab ass day.

taken or not, be prepared to get your ass grabbed.you cannot get mad if ur ass is grabbed
by Finesseingurbih101 April 15, 2019
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Grab Even More Ass Day

It is on April 13th were you grab even more asses than the days before.
Guys or Girls, but if you are a guy grabbing another guy's ass you should say "no homo"
Let's go grab that ass because it's Grab Even More Ass Day
by JordanGravener April 11, 2019
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Slap ass days

these are the slap ass days:
December 3-7th
January 9-11th
May 5-10th
April 16-22nd

these days u get to slap anyones or anythings ass
have fun

u cant snake either coz its part of the game hun.
enjoy everyone
"oii everyone, its slap ass days"

everyone-"yaayyyy"
*everyone starts slapping each others asses*
by abc_defgxoxo December 2, 2019
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