Ashton

A long line of diagnosed idiots. Usually tends to contain baby like features, and earns sympathy from others concerned about such a condition.

Doctor: I’m sorry but there’s nothing I can do, your just an ashton

by AidAshton January 28, 2019

Ashton

Super cute and amazingly gorgeous. Should be a model,but isn’t because they’re modest. But not really they’re a brat. Offend them and pay with your life because they ain’t messing around. If you ever encounter one, bring chocolate and money.

Lennnieiy: wow what a pretty girl.
Gina: ya, that’s Ashton
Lennnieiey wow she’s like a model
Gina: hotdog

by Areign February 6, 2019

Ashton

Super hot dad with a 8.5 inch dong. Not only does he smoke weed but he also smokes maaaad dick

Yo that Ashton kid just smoked some and than ate some ass

by (-^-) February 7, 2019

Ashton

Fat coon that looks like a monkey

Look at ashton he’s a fat coon

by Coonpximer February 15, 2019

Ashton

A person who can’t understand who he is has many dreams and hopes gets in trouble a lot always wants to do the right thing but don’t has a explosive temper and bad attitude will do anything for the people he admires last he’s honest he lies but only about things he don’t think are important but if it matters to him he will always tell the truth

He is such a Ashton right niw

by aspiring September 26, 2018

Ashton

Ashton is person that has an enormously fat cock. he can bone any guy/girl in a matter of minutes. hes trash at video games but not trash at bed. he has a thing for enormously young children and likes to play with their saggy yet delicious ass checks

damn, thats one huge ashton

by whitelightbulbbuttchecks June 26, 2019

Ashton

Ashton is the Lord Farquaad of life. So insecure in himself that he constantly one ups people and puts others down to feel better about himself. Thinks he’s so hard to read, but everyone knows exactly how he is. Ashton will tell a story that he thinks makes him look like the man, but in reality everyone is full body cringing. Ashton thinks he’s Gods gift to women, but will never actually talk to any of them. Then later he will go and tell his friends that he has all these women that want him. Ashton: A one upper, over exaggerating baby back bitch.

John: “man I’m about to buy a motorcycle and show everyone how much of a man I really am”

Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”

by Ohioidiot July 12, 2019