Asher Eggli

The cutest man on the face of the earth also the funniest.

Asher Eggli is so cute.

by anonymous December 22, 2020

Asher

Asher is a guy that probably has long brown hair and blue eyes with freckles he thinks he is mysterious but he is just a softy at heart ❤️ And loves cats

“ Who is that guy over there petting a stray cat“
“ oh that’s Asher“

by Yay ok hi April 19, 2023

Asher’s Hair

A very hairy figure, usually hiding in the shadows. Do not cross him, as you will get lost in his forest of hair.

-Don’t stay up late or you might get stuck in Asher’s Hair!
I don’t believe that Asher’s Hair is that frightening, although I haven’t checked.

by Well he is also gay April 8, 2024

asher

asher is a short guy with a gigantic penis. if you ever run into this guy you will be so jelous that you cry yourself to sleep

if i can ever asher myself ill gain alot of self confidence

by JesusBLESSmyBOOT January 6, 2025

Squire Asher

Gay, Homosexual, Fruity, Queer, Priest Plaything, Cock Gobbler, Likes Men, Limp Wrist, he likes older men, he also likes younger men, Probably a cougar

Squire Asher is not just a cum dumpster he is a whole Jizz landfill

by Josietrain April 29, 2022

Asher

Asher’s are annoying as fuck but they can also be hella good friends, they are crackheads and probably actually do crack. They can be so sensitive, you can’t even touch them without them saying, “SCREW YOU”. But other times you can have good laughs and be crackheads with them. FOR WHATEVER REASON THWY ALWAYS HAVE BROWN EYES...it’s weird. And they’re always quoting memes like “OH BABY A TRIPLE!” And “Do you know the way?” It’s annoying, but entertaining.

Person 1: Yo, why are you so annoying?!
Person 2: You haven’t seen nothing!! Have you ever met an Asher?!

by Sad bread August 6, 2020

Asher

Asher is one of the sweetest guys out there, he loves Nintendo Switch games, is kinda rich lowkey... Absolutely hilarious and he's the best friend out there! He's so fine and so sweet and thoughtful. Listens and takes mental notes of your interests. Totally forgetful, but the most genuine soul. I'm lowkey in love with him. I'd tap that fr.

Me: Hey
Asher: Bazinga

by asherenthusiast June 16, 2025