Anal Elephant

Inserting a head of cabbage into one's rectum, once said cabbage is inserted, an elephant is forced to eat fore-mentioned cabbage.

Hey did you hear what happened to Bob?

No, why?

He's in the hospital, apparently he had one hell of an Anal Elephant.

by Sodomy boy June 23, 2010

Analeah

A amazing friend and bsf u can always trust and great at sex amazing kisser pretty good at hanging out with the boys she is really hot/beautiful nice ass and a amazing gf

Boy1: whos that girl he with
Boy2:That fucking Analeah

Boy1:she is fine

by BROKENITCH August 3, 2020

anal schaf

the process of inserting a small bottle up one's own anus or anal canal.
Plural-anal schaffing- the process of insurting multiple items up one's anal passage

im up for sum anal schaffing are you?

What's the deepest anal schaffing you've ever acheived?

by Magsta----> January 16, 2007

anal dry heaves

They're like the dry heaves for your ass.

That Taco Bell put me on the toilet for two solid hours. By the end of it, my system had been completely cleaned out and I had nothing but anal dry heaves.

by macweirdo42 February 24, 2008

Anal Plunger

Using anal sex as a means to relieve constipation through stimulation of the rectum and sphincter.

Sonia was super-constipated, so I worked her over with the anal plunger and the shit was flying out everywhere!

by KY_Rider May 20, 2009

anal beard

The hair which encompasses the rectum etc. A high quality anal beard will usually contain several different colours (4+) these colours, however, are naturally several shades of "natural" brown. The common anal beard will have 3-7 different scents. The unofficial record of multiple scent for a single anal beard is 22 held by Quincy (this measurment was recorded by kieran) Anal beards can be used as a fashion accessory (eg. braids, ribbons, Dye) public displays of your trendy anal beard usually result in arrest and numerous prison buggerings.

"Gosh, I can smell Quincy's anal beard from here"
"Wow, check the anal beard on that, too bad he's getting arrested"
"DAMN, i've still got some of that chick's anal beard stuck in my ODD and it smells real bad"
"on my adventures, I once saw an anal beard that was 4 meters long! ... it tasted funny...."

by JOSAFOOWIS September 21, 2005

anal assasin

a man who fucks you in the ass without the courtesy to lube up first.

i totaly watched this anal assasin go to town on this guy.

jim is an anal assasin.

by doogy man April 4, 2006