Possum

"The act of rolling on your back, throwing your arms out like a zombie after a long 15 seconds of intercourse."

Austin rolled over like a possum

by A.H.203 August 27, 2013

Pringly possum

Basically another way of calling someone a cunt, in style.

Pronounced like Pringles, with a ee sound at the end and possum like the animal

“You are a dick!”

“Well you are a Pringly possum!”

by Kc-and-Mh+Eg May 5, 2023

Possum

Perfect little rat tailed cat dog dudes. Possum could also be used in place of awesome! They’re very cool little dudes. If ya don’t mess with them, they won’t mess with you.

“Woah bro, theres a possum over there!” and “yeah dude that possum as hell!”

by fungusfriend April 20, 2021

Possum

(noun) also known as a forest shrimp

There’s a possum playing dead in the road

by theovondictionary November 3, 2022

living possum

(a) The act of being dead.

Wow that possum was hit by the car, now he is living possum.

by Captain Ginyu May 28, 2017

Possum

A small beautiful creature you taunt your friends with. It gives them nightmares about it while you laugh. We <3 Possums.

Possums really are the best animal out here! 🦡

by Possum_Protector October 13, 2019

The Chaos Possum

A possum that came from another alternative dimension who manipulates living animals. The Chaos Possum primarily chooses it’s host as a human. The Chaos Possum persuades it’s host into playing dead in the middle of the road. At times the Chaos Possum will manipulate it’s host into have intercourse with other possums. The only way to get rid of the Chaos Possum after becoming it’s host is to contact a pedophilic pastor and be blessed by dark magic.

William: I think I have been cursed by the Chaos Possum.
Gerald: I know a priest who slept with 12 kids!

by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022