The name given to an extremely unfaithful, cheating, liar, Grade F women with no moral values. Alyssa is like the rest of women, only worse.
by John Salchichón June 26, 2021
Get the Alyssamug. A small chested girl who dating so many people even big or small (Lol) and is dating someone online
"What a weirdo squido"
"What a weirdo squido"
by DynoMain November 13, 2018
Get the Alyssamug. She is the best she is so pretty and sweet and is so honest with her mind and she is my everything/boo/ride or die/ wifey/my love/my main I love her 😍 if u see this love u boo
Alyssa is my love
by Hi🔁😂🤣 November 10, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. by Krusty_Krab_Pizza October 29, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. they are usually clowns...with big ole head...like really big...like the size of the earth....but times 2.
They get with f-boys who mess with hella girls and they dont even care....like wtf is she stupid or something
Anyways shes really short and belongs in a circus or an amusement park with the rest of the clowns.
They get with f-boys who mess with hella girls and they dont even care....like wtf is she stupid or something
Anyways shes really short and belongs in a circus or an amusement park with the rest of the clowns.
by STOPCAPPIN November 4, 2019
Get the Alyssamug. Alyssa is the most beautiful and savage girl in the world, like literally if you find an Alyssa in a call of duty lobby dont listen to your friends that are sayin no dont talk to her she just some online girl, but no that where there wrong, Alyssa is so much more than that, She is a motherfuckin Queen & she the Queen if Drezz and you know Drezz is filled with a bunch of badasses and prostitots & dont forget that gangstots jk but yea she is literally the best person in the world & you really cant loose her like you just gotta be there for her everyday, & Alyssa will see that, cause her eyes are just something out of this world, staring into her eyes is like looking at I put the dots because her eyes are so beautiful that theres not even a word to describe how beautiful her eyes are, Alyssa is also a mf star like Alyssas have their own YouTube channel where they stream such amazing videos & that’s something Alyssa loves to do. Also Alyssas got an crazy amount of drip like looking at Alyssa will have you “in a drip coma” & Alyssas are cancers but they also have a lil hint of piceses however tf you spell that & she has some Leo in her. Alyssa also tends to feel insecure sometimes but that dosent matter because at the end of the day I know Alyssa knows that she is the cutest and most sweetest girl in the whole dam galaxy, & dont forget Alyssas are Mamacitas & Alyssas love being called mamas so make sure you do that wink wink. & one last thing Alyssas love are train rides to Busan
by Prostitots April 24, 2020
Get the Alyssamug. usually a weirdo with cool hair and slaps boys. alyssa likes to dwell on the past and then get depressed out of the middle of nowhere because she doesnt have an anime to watch. she likes dudes with black hair and weird names and she hate them but slap and then have crush and get all heart eyes and write it all down and draw weird anime of them. she a good acro dancer but does a back flip and falls and breaks her neck everytime. alyssa's actually have a twin that was never born but imprisoned and scream help but told shut up and then cry soul out. alyssa likes watching albert/flamingo youtube because they are chill af and like saying ugly scp tato to ur mom. also if you meet alyssa and you are boy you might get slapped then cry for your momma and then get sent home forever.
man: sees alyssa
alyssa: epicly cracks knuckles
man: runs away screaming and crying for momma with an O_O face
alyssa: does fortnite dances
alyssa: epicly cracks knuckles
man: runs away screaming and crying for momma with an O_O face
alyssa: does fortnite dances
by ur mom at ur moms house July 18, 2019
Get the Alyssamug.