dis' aint'

A common phrase used by black people in the ghetto. (this is not)

gangsta':YO! Dis' aint' money! dis's fok'n Monopoly money!
YO! Cap dat' bitch's ass wit' da' foty-two cal!

*gunshots*

mom: Are you playing those video games again?!

me: No, I'm watching National Geographic

mom: Oh. Okay.

by Mike_Litoris July 21, 2011

undercover agent

A bed fart that stays under the duvet and goes unnoticed.

Anna: I'm going to get a glass of wa... Eww!
Jack: shouldn't have moved! I planted an undercover agent

by Si6263738 September 29, 2013

brick agent

FBI agent of the lowest rank

- Wow, he works for the FBI?
- Well, he is just a brick agent.

by saramar77 October 15, 2017

Quantum Denial Agent

One whom disowns friends and family at the slightest suspicion that people don't admire them as much they perceive themselves to be. The motivation for this individual is to maintain an ongoing effort to avoid some aspect of themselves that they have been unable to confront their whole life. This person is covered in a glossy anti-spiritual covering that is the equivalent of teflon and usually ends up being institutionalized.

After suddenly showing up on the scene and making friends with everyone at the cafe, Suzy's sudden disappearance after finding out that Jamie had complained about her lack of loyalty was the final proof of evidence for everyone that she's a Quantum Denial Agent.

by Holstein Kühe, April 14, 2010

bet it aint got no meat

the subject or matter contains no poultry, beef,pork,fish or any other meaty sources

"man this soup is good"
"bet it aint got no meat"

"why didnt you stand up for yourself?"

" bet you aint got no fucking meat!"

"i heard your mom got dicked down by the mailman"

"mhmmm bet he do got meat"

by meatman89 February 6, 2014

Agent000

007 = License to kill
000 = License to fuck with you

Agent000, what a dick.

by Agent000 January 2, 2012

Skank Agent

A prostitutional Agent with Skanky or slutty friends.

“Stubbe told Kaufman that she would not consider herself a pimp but a ‘skank agent,’ meaning that she was an agent with skanky friends.”

by TheAgentofLove October 17, 2010