slaying absolute penis

alt form of ‘serving cunt’

omg, my blorbo was just convicted of manslaughter while slaying absolute penis in their new button down flannel frock

by percyption April 18, 2023

Absolute True Agony

When you take the AM GAMER drugs and the Coca-Cola is NOT espuma

Im His name is Baba Booey

Absolute True Agony

by Gbungper August 18, 2023

Absolute fuckwit wankers

Urban Dictionary

Those fuckers at Urban Dictionary are Absolute fuckwit wankers

by Team Bubble Tea October 27, 2014

you absolute nut

when you breath

1: wow, you absolute nut.
2: I know, i breath.

by SATAN IS BAE June 12, 2018

Absolute Legends

Absolute Legends is a discord server full of the best people on the planet. They always look after each other, care for each other, and it’s a super wholesome place to be. If you want your mood to improve, spend a few minutes there

Person 1: “I’m in the absolute legends discord server”
Person 2: “Wow you’re so cool”

by The basedwiseman August 6, 2021

Absolute Fucking Chad

Chad, but he had an extra 5 red bulls

The absolute fucking chad beat the man, because he said red bull was bad.

by Absolute Chad Mate March 11, 2021

absolutely and utterly beautiful

Hanna

Someone: Hanna is absolutely and utterly beautiful!
Me: I KNOW RIGHT

by cantthinkofaname13 September 28, 2017