Abortion scars

When somone has acne on their face and you ask them if it's the scars from when their parent tried to abort them.
Is that acne on your face or scars from when your mum tried to abort you.

Or
Me: Have you seen Adam? Him: the guy with abortion scars?
by Dirty goose February 27, 2019
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Horse Abortion

A big gross mess that no one wants or should have to deal with.
This product launch was a total horse abortion
by B R December 03, 2019
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Aborted the launch

When you try to force out a fart, but don't because you might shart yourself if you fart.
by bilcifer September 22, 2009
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Abortion Rape

The act of the government denying an abortion to a woman forcing her to grow and give birth to the unwanted child.
The Alabama government Abortion Raped me after I accidentally got pregnant.
by PoliticalArrangements May 17, 2019
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abort lunch

A massive diarrhea about thirty minutes after eating a meal with some funky bacteria living on it. Usually associated with the hair on the back of the neck standing on end in the moments prior to relief. Sometimes the soda still has fizz and hastily chewed food can be identified. Great relief is felt and your day proceeds normally thereafter.
Guy: "I need a spot! I got thirty seconds 'till abort lunch!"
Girl: "I told you not to eat all those shrimp with the turd veins still in."
Guy: "shut up. Help me find something to wipe with! NOW!!!"
by gyo December 09, 2012
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Overgrown abortion

A person who is so stupid that their lack of intelligence goes off the charts. This person really should have been swallowed.
Mother: Stop watching My Little Pony porn and mow the lawn you overgrown abortion. This is why your father killed himself.
by paul8m3 February 08, 2022
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Conversation Abortion

Effectively ending an online conversation before it has begun, with use of words such as "ntm", "nm", and "nmu?"
Person1 says:
Hey, what's up?
Person2 says:
ntm.
Person 1 says:
cool....
Person2 says:
Yep..
.....
Person1 says:
Conversation abortion, dude, conversation abortion.
by ellamine October 20, 2009
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