Conversation Abortion

Effectively ending an online conversation before it has begun, with use of words such as "ntm", "nm", and "nmu?"

Person1 says:
Hey, what's up?
Person2 says:
ntm.
Person 1 says:
cool....
Person2 says:
Yep..
.....
Person1 says:
Conversation abortion, dude, conversation abortion.

by ellamine October 20, 2009

social abortion

The act of cancelling all social media accounts.

I’m tired of all the drama on Facebook, time for a social abortion!

by 6stringWoody August 4, 2020

alaskan abortion

A sex act where a girl is fisted so hard that the person preforming the act is elbow deep into the girls vagina

Four play for so intense to the point that he gave me an Alaskan abortion.

by The_big_boy226 June 26, 2017

food abortion

1.Two fingers down your trachea in your first trimester after ingesting a meal resulting in partially digested foods ending up in purses, sidewalks, car seats, commuter mugs, etc. Usually occurs in the first 10 minutes after intake.

2. The bulimia of 21st century.

3. Food toss to stay fit.

Not reccomended beyond 2nd trimester, usually after 20 minutes. Illegal in some countries.

Trisha: 'You look fabulous in those skinny jeans!'
Donna-Marie: 'Thanks, Trisha, I just had a food abortion.'
Trisha: 'Ok, I'll see you at the cafeteria later.'

by Lynda Willis October 7, 2013

abort lunch

A massive diarrhea about thirty minutes after eating a meal with some funky bacteria living on it. Usually associated with the hair on the back of the neck standing on end in the moments prior to relief. Sometimes the soda still has fizz and hastily chewed food can be identified. Great relief is felt and your day proceeds normally thereafter.

Guy: "I need a spot! I got thirty seconds 'till abort lunch!"
Girl: "I told you not to eat all those shrimp with the turd veins still in."
Guy: "shut up. Help me find something to wipe with! NOW!!!"

by gyo December 9, 2012

to abort an aberration

to start doing something, epiphanetically realize that it's meaningless and/or retargerous, then aborting your project because you don't to suffer the subsequent negative consequences.

if, without engineering knowledge, you are going to build a electric chair in your basement, you better be prepared to abort an aberration

by Sexydimma March 14, 2015

Abortion scars

When somone has acne on their face and you ask them if it's the scars from when their parent tried to abort them.

Is that acne on your face or scars from when your mum tried to abort you.

Or
Me: Have you seen Adam? Him: the guy with abortion scars?

by Dirty goose February 27, 2019