Assassin’s Creamed

When you partner is challenged to make you cum before the time cap of the time trial mission of Assassin’s Creed...

Oh boy, we had an excelent Assassin’s creamed this morning !

by Kevlanji May 30, 2019

surrounded by assassins

In the midst of a place or group that prohibits you from doing what you'd like to do.

Can't light a cigarette in a crowd of non-smokers, can't lie down and read at the library.

"Would love to jump your bones but we are surrounded by assassins."

by DOC JOE June 6, 2009

Assassin pro

Assassin pro is king bots

Assassin pro have almost 100m+ bots gang with 9 nub bot players:)

by Dldkdkdkdk February 18, 2022

Assassination

Oh shit, wow! Holy shit did someone just try to kill Trump!?

Hym "Shit! First a kidnapping and then an assassination attempt!? God damn! I can't fuckin believe they actually tried it! That is wild. Trump shot. A bystander dead. The assassin is ALSO dead."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

Flaccid Assassin

A man that gets a sexual thrill off of blood and gore

Guy 1: "What're all these pigs doing here?"

Guy 2: "Heard the guy was a Flaccid Assassin

by CloudMr February 13, 2014

Scent Assassin

The most badass mother fucking hunting scent elimination products in the world.

I shot this deer at 5 yards away using Scent Assassin, can you believe that son of a bitch was dead down wind, fucker never winded me!!

by anonymous September 29, 2021

shade assassin

Meaning one: Kenya Moore from the real housewives of Atlanta

Meaning two: someone so good at shade that it’s impossible to get shaded back

Example one sentence: doesn’t this bitch know that I’m the shade assassin

Example two: she’s literally a shade assassin no matter what she says I can never get her with a good comeback

by I’m winning December 4, 2021