Slack arse

Does not mean an unfirm bottom, but it means a person who is very lazy
I had to fire David as he was a slack arse
by Windy28 September 04, 2009
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Arse Banshee

The legendary Arse Banshee has been known to occur only once or twice a millenia. When released, the Arse Banshee is a fart which instantly disintegrates everyone in the room.
Guy one: Woah, this curry is hot.
Guy two: Nah, I've had hotte- PPPPPHHTTTT
* arse banshee is unleashed *
Guys 1, 3, 4, 5, and 6 instantly disintegrate.
by _my_name_is_will_ March 22, 2009
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fart-arse

To muck around or be stupid.
Michael, stop fart-arseing around and mow the lawn.
by xXDaniiXx March 07, 2007
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aspartame arse

The BIG square fat bloated arse that dieting women have. Caused by the chemical sweetener in their diet croak drink that they are totally addicted to.

The methanol content of aspartame converts to formic acid and formaldehyde once inside their body, the formaldehyde then attaches to fat cells making it impossible for the body to burn off that fat. Result is the fat stays, the body gets fatter, it all ends up around the arse.
Bloke one: "Hey, have you seen the size of you're wifes back end?"
Bloke two "Yup, can't really miss that aspartame arse, she's on a diet".
by Alex in Scarborough March 06, 2007
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arse weasel

The much maligned admirer of the A-hole. An arse weasel May be seen for several hours lingering around ring pieces.
" I've done told you squire, reframe from sniffing my shfinkter or I'll tear you a new one of your very own to tinker with!... Dirty lil arse weasel
by bohemia84 June 28, 2008
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Arse Antler

The Tatoo above ones Backside giving the illusion the the Buttocks have Atlers growing from them
by McKenzie Kerr June 19, 2008
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the whole arse

a comeback when someone calls you an arsehole
John: Your an Arshole
Jim: well your the whole arse
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