Apostrophication

The act or process of adding an apostrophe to a word, phrase, or sentence.

Through a daring act of apostrophication, ‘cant’ became ‘can’t.

by IAMANOODLE October 8, 2025

Digital Apostosis

Digital Apostosis

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Digital Apostosis

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Un ejemplo de cuyo hombre quisiera recordarme, no hay mucho tiempo quisiera vivir en un villaje de los de la mancha en astillero, adarga antiqua, rociin flaco y galgo correadoreiis.

Afuera, al frente, a la izquierda y tica, boca, habla. Toy nombre asada estrella. despues de graciarme sguir.

- Kudar X Fettucini

by [e-mail] February 3, 2009

over-apostrophization

The overuse of apostrophes

I can't stand my teacher's over-apostrophization when he writes things like "1960's" and "SAT's" on the board.

Person 1: How many cup's of coffee have you had?
Person 2: Come on, man, stop it with the over-apostrophization.

by Smaugher November 27, 2010

Puke-apotamus

Throwing up so heavily, it looks like a hippo is puking.

Oh my gosh, I think this puke-apotamus is going to overflow the toilet.

by WhollyFit February 26, 2020

de Apotheek

Someone or something that makes you happy on a daily basis. Just having that person/thing in your life makes you happy. You think about this person/thing so much that you have to try and stop yourself to be able to focus on other things that require attention in your life. This person/thing is amazing, beautiful and knows how to bring a smile to your face on the darkest of days.

de Apotheek is the best in town!

by De Apotheek November 21, 2021

Female apostles

Though religion is bullshit, people have heard about a black Jesus or black apostles, but not about female apostles. You also don't hear about Joan of Arc having any apostles.

None of the apostles were female apostles. You would think there would be at leaat one secret one somewhere.

by The Original Agahnim December 30, 2021

Epanithic Apotheosis

The feeling that comes before, during and/or after feelings of existential horror. Epanithic Apotheosis is the feeling of complete and utter understanding of the universe, our place inside it and the pure beauty of existing. The feeling is followed by total elation of the spirit. This usually only lasts for a couple of minutes

I thought too hard last night and experienced Epanithic Apotheosis

by Shoni February 7, 2023