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alaskan pummelknuckle

A difficult and hard to maneuver sex move a man performs during doggystyle sex by thrusting balls-deep into the female and then punching her asscheeks until they're either red or she falls to the floor in pain, which is followed by the man cupping her breasts in both his hands and punching upwards towards her chin at the same time. The result is a woman who no longer wants to have sex and might be unconscious.
Dirty Dick: Yo my man! I gave the girlfriend the ALASKAN PUMMELKNUCKLE last night!

Agreeable Andy: Niiiiice duuude! What'd she do?
Dirty Dick: She fuckin' DIED bro!!!
Agreeable Andy: YEAAH!
Dirty Dick: I ain't jokin! Haha!
by FartFucker69 June 26, 2017
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Alaskan Pacifier

The intimate act of a taking a breast, placing the nipple into their partner(s) mouth(s), much like a pacifier, and smothering the entire face with the rest of the breast. Therefore soothing one’s troubled soul, while warming the face, with a titty.
When she pinned me down with an ALASKAN PACIFIER, I knew my winters would never be the same.
by ShoGun StickxG June 12, 2022
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alaskan igloo

A variation of the alaskan pipeline where one freezes a log of shit solid and skull fucks them with the frozen log. Called an alaskan igloo because the cranium of the reciever resembles an inuit igloo.
Matt gave his partner an alaskan igloo when he came over to her house after finishing a calculus assgnment
by Ross M. December 16, 2006
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alaskan pipeline

when someone shits inside of a condem and freezes it to make a dildo
hun i think your alaskan pipeline is melting
by thunderdumplin December 14, 2010
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Alaskan Pipeline

The act of Defectating, placing the feces in the freezer, and once the feces are frozen, proceeding to insert the frozen feces into somone else's anus.
Bob said he gave some hooker an alaskan pipeline yesterday. What a sick bastard!
by Baka Derka Allah March 30, 2008
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Alaskan Pipeline

n: a condom that has been filled with feces and frozen, used for insertion into a vaginal or anal orifice.
... and then, at the last minute, he whipped out his trusty Alaskan Pipeline ...
by powderedtoastman01 May 12, 2010
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Backwards Alaskan

Where you poop, then put it in the freezer, and then use it as a dildo.
I gave my girlfriend the old backwards Alaskan last night and i got it everywhere!
by Jababaddfdfdfdfsdfsdf January 22, 2009
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