Abortion scars

When somone has acne on their face and you ask them if it's the scars from when their parent tried to abort them.

Is that acne on your face or scars from when your mum tried to abort you.

Or
Me: Have you seen Adam? Him: the guy with abortion scars?

by Dirty goose February 27, 2019

Overgrown abortion

A person who is so stupid that their lack of intelligence goes off the charts. This person really should have been swallowed.

Mother: Stop watching My Little Pony porn and mow the lawn you overgrown abortion. This is why your father killed himself.

by paul8m3 February 7, 2022

tennesse abortion

A drunk woman from the south

Barbie is such a tennesse abortion

by 73Y261y3 April 6, 2017

social abortion

The act of cancelling all social media accounts.

I’m tired of all the drama on Facebook, time for a social abortion!

by 6stringWoody August 4, 2020

alaskan abortion

A sex act where a girl is fisted so hard that the person preforming the act is elbow deep into the girls vagina

Four play for so intense to the point that he gave me an Alaskan abortion.

by The_big_boy226 June 26, 2017

abort lunch

A massive diarrhea about thirty minutes after eating a meal with some funky bacteria living on it. Usually associated with the hair on the back of the neck standing on end in the moments prior to relief. Sometimes the soda still has fizz and hastily chewed food can be identified. Great relief is felt and your day proceeds normally thereafter.

Guy: "I need a spot! I got thirty seconds 'till abort lunch!"
Girl: "I told you not to eat all those shrimp with the turd veins still in."
Guy: "shut up. Help me find something to wipe with! NOW!!!"

by gyo December 9, 2012

Boner Abortion

When you start to get a half boner but you start to think of something to take your mind off of it like your grandmother naked so it doesn't reach full maturity of an erection

Bro i did a boner abortion in math class when i saw Brianna's tight ass in those shorts.

by drew2258 June 5, 2017