tactical shag

like a smoke break, but shagging instead

maurice, work is fucking me off, lets go for a quick tactical shag in the disabled toilets and get back to it.

by cool...cool-cool-cool November 20, 2020

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Shotgun Shag

Sex that lasts only two seconds before the guy comes. Click, click, boom!

Person #1: Did you have sex with that guy last night? How was it?
Person #2: It was shit. It was a total shotgun shag.

Person #1: Ha! Unlucky.

by Livliga March 25, 2019

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shag days

when you have many exhausting days because of multiple events not going your way

Dylan YP was having shag days

by Rjwpang October 17, 2021

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The point during female orgasm where leg muscles become tense and straighten the legs feet and toes into a rigid mass. It is very unwise, at this point of events, to stop the actions that are causing this rigidity.

"Well Fiona how did you fair with Rodney last evening?"
"Oh my God Alisia, he was charming an I was shagged rigid all night"

by fluffyplums October 12, 2008

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What the Shag

An alternative to the endlessly popular 'What the fuck', and a nice way to express surprise, disbelief or disgust with a bit of flamboyance. Some find the word 'shag' to be ugly in the mouth, but for those who are comfortable with using it, 'What the shag' can be a lovely addition to their foul diction.

"Hey, I just got plastic surgery to increase my ankle size."

"What the shag? Why?"

by Profanity Diction March 29, 2015

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