Flatten That Bread

A variation of "I'd tap that", used lightly, and referring more to the oral aspect of sex.

*walking around the local shopping center*
Terrance:DudeCasey flattened Danni's bread
Phillip: OMG! NO WAI!*fart*

*in the hallway*
Peascoe flattened the hell out of Cynthia's bread

*McDonalds*
Demond: See that hot chick?
Eric: Yeah, I'd flatten that bread!

by Pinky Green and Ruffles June 20, 2010

Bread baking

The sexual act of applying flour to the penis and having vaginal intercourse, whereas the combination of vaginal fluids and the flour form a dough

Person 1: How’d your first date go?
Person 2: It was hot! She was very kinky, and eventually we were bread baking

by Minority Cubed March 17, 2019

Jesus bread

Bread from the bakery in a grocery store, that looks like the bread from Jesus' last dinner.

"Yo let me get some of that Jesus bread!"

by MemoryDecay January 19, 2013

bread

another word for beer

Don't spill it, you're wasting good bread.
I had a bad day at work. I sure could use some bread right now.

by Chris Pitts May 8, 2008

Bread Sandwich

Take two pieces of bread, put a piece of bread between them. Apply to face.

Bam. Bread Sandwich

Carl must have money, I heard he butters his bread sandwiches.

by Pwnsaw December 3, 2010

bread challenge

A prank
The rule is to eat two slices of white bread under two minutes without drinking anything, which is near impossible as it dries your mouth very quickly.
A less painful variant of the (in)famous cinnamon challenge.

"Have you heard of the bread challenge?"
"No, what's that?"
"Here are two slices of white bread, let's see if you can eat them in under two minutes."
"All right, let's do this"
*chokes*
FAIL

by MysteriousGuyFromEurope December 14, 2011

Pickle Bread

A happy vagina from phallic/dildo masturbation.

How do you make Pickle Bread? Use a dildo/dill dough of course!

by Pickle Bread July 1, 2009