Ryan

The people writing these responses are people named "Ryan" and are only posting these to raise your self-esteem. If you're named "Ryan", chances are you're very insecure about yourself considering the fact that you are actually looking up your name on Urban Dictionary.

Hi, my name is "Ryan" and I am a faggot.

by ult_utility July 25, 2019

Ryan

Ryan is an amazing guy who will always be there for you. He has a big heart for those he loves.He is very funny and has an amazing laugh. He is very lovable and can be often referred to as a cute polar bear.

Ryan has all of the qualities of a perfect man.

by wizzy7ujrhfh October 14, 2016

Ryan

Ryan is Ryan and watches too many movies. The End.

Where we be without that Ryan watching so many films

by TheEquilibrium October 1, 2017

Ryan

He will seem genuine, but in reality he is the fakest POS you will ever meet. Thinks he is above everyone and sits at the throne next to Jesus. Within the first hour of meeting any girl whatsoever he believes that god has sent her to him for marriage, but he ends up being friend zoned the next day. Self-righteous, narcissistic, fake af, small minded, asshole. Don’t expect the elevator to reach the top floor on this one, most of his brain cells melted away during childhood. Once he is exposed of these qualities in public he becomes like a scared little turtle, somewhat like what he hides between his legs.

Ryan talked shit about you too, that’s not surprising.

by Ydntneed2know September 5, 2021

ryan

cute but sometimes annoying, he got micro but it ok bc he's a good kisser

damnn ryan what that mouth do

by ghaines September 8, 2019

Ryan

Ahhh, Ryan the infamous Ryan. You may be easily fooled by Ryan, because we all know we really can’t tell what that pshyco farmer fuck is thinking. You may think he is an innocent young farmer that takes pride in hunting and fishing but you are wrong. Ryan has to cope with deep mental issues so if you happen to be around him be very careful. Although Ryan can be very funny and sweet; it is most likely a plan to distract from what’s going on deep inside his head. If you are alone with a person and cannot tell if it’s Ryan watch out for these key items- Plaid or flannel, Carhartt anything, Timberland boots or Nike Af1’s that look like Timbeeland boots and sunglasses. On the other hand if you want to talk to Ryan approach with extreme caution and at your own risk. I often reflect on Ryan’s mental state I know I am not the only on concerned a fruitcake Mr. Annandale shows extreme concern and hatred Ryan. Ryan also likes to kill ducks and deer to eat, instead of going to a grocery store and buying some food. From the outside Ryan looks like a small town farm boy who was bread deep in ladner for generations. (Which is probably true). Overall I have come to the conclusion that it’s all fun and games with Ryan until he mutilates a Seagull or brings a bb-gun to school.

Ryan: “Anyone want some spitz?”

Person one: “OMG THERES A SEAGULL GETTING LIMBS RIPPED OFF OUTSIDE”

Everyone else: *Looks at eachother”

Everyone else: “KADYYY”

by Whatnic? February 13, 2019

Ryan

Asshole who chews and breaks your pens.

Stop breaking my fucking pens Ryan.

by DownyDolphin February 19, 2020